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Just back from London - first time visited the City firm
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Originally posted by stek View PostWithin a minute or so I couldn't speak, like losing your voice.Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostFlat beer and no gravy on chips - forget it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostHow do they flatten the beer specially for London?Comment
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Yo, yo, yo. Mr AtW. Wez wanna buy yor best stoln credit card deteals from SKA innit, werd!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostI've no idea! Maybe less sputum?
Depending which part of the Thames river you live nearish to some of the water would have gone through the digestive systems of 7 other humans before you get to consume it.*
Though there are two water companies who supply small parts of Greater London ( on the outskirts) who get water from different sources like boreholes.
BTW you aren't safe if you are in parts of the Thames Valley either as Thames Water supplies them.
* I just love telling people that."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by stek View PostKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostI read that as meaning he went to see his vulture capital backers.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostVodka and driving just don't work.
Have to hand it to the bendy-bus driver though, he caught it in the end and only twatted the tunnel wall once....Comment
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