Just back from London - first time visited the City firm

[stek]

I think they just told you that.

No, they did. I was speaking and told not to. Within a minute or so I couldn't speak, like losing your voice. The correct technique is to grunt and hmm with your mouth closed.

[AtW]

Within a minute or so I couldn't speak, like losing your voice.

Bedwetter

[d000hg]

Flat beer and no gravy on chips - forget it.

How do they flatten the beer specially for London?

[stek]

How do they flatten the beer specially for London?

I've no idea! Maybe less sputum?

[MarillionFan]

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[Sysman]

first time visited the City firm

I'm not sure if my translation neurons are faulty or yours are, but what does this mean?

I read that as meaning he went to see his vulture capital backers.

[SueEllen]

I've no idea! Maybe less sputum?

Nah we have special drinking water.

Depending which part of the Thames river you live nearish to some of the water would have gone through the digestive systems of 7 other humans before you get to consume it.*

Though there are two water companies who supply small parts of Greater London ( on the outskirts) who get water from different sources like boreholes.

BTW you aren't safe if you are in parts of the Thames Valley either as Thames Water supplies them.


* I just love telling people that.

[suityou01]

Try the infamous Tunnel of Death - tunnel' smerti in Moscow - some crackers on here...

Vodka and driving just don't work.

[AtW]

I read that as meaning he went to see his vulture capital backers.

Nah.

[stek]

Vodka and driving just don't work.

Apparently it's because it goes under the Moscow river, and in true Soviet style it leaks and leaves black ice on the road.

Have to hand it to the bendy-bus driver though, he caught it in the end and only twatted the tunnel wall once....