Bacon Sandwich

[TykeMerc]

A bloke who can make a decent cuppa will get the same from me

Oh that's easy

I find it hard to credit that anyone over the age of 10 can't fry an egg properly, the white should be firm and the yolk runny. That applies even in a bacon and egg butty.

[MarillionFan]

Dullard.

Welching bedwetter.

Can you not do anything properly? You can't even flounce and use sockies properly. You're bloody hopeless.

[Mich the Tester]

Top tip; stir a little wasabi paste into your mustard. It'll end up looking like snot but you'll get that supercharged effect you're looking for.

[cailin maith]

Oh that's easy

I find it hard to credit that anyone over the age of 10 can't fry an egg properly, the white should be firm and the yolk runny. That applies even in a bacon and egg butty.

Well, give me your top egg frying tips. I'm tulip at doing eggs although, this weekend I thought I did an ok job of it.

Hmmmnnnn the tantrum I threw when he spent ages looking for a diplomatic answer to my "is your egg ok?" question was spectacular. Any 3 year old would have been sooooooo proud.

.....and then I sulked for a bit too.

[suityou01]

Welching bedwetter.

Can you not do anything properly? You can't even flounce and use sockies properly. You're bloody hopeless.

If by sockies you mean that Rowley fella then you're way off. Nice chap though.

[MaryPoppins]

Oh that's easy

I find it hard to credit that anyone over the age of 10 can't fry an egg properly, the white should be firm and the yolk runny. That applies even in a bacon and egg butty.

I can poach them, boil them, and I make a divine scrambled if I do say so myself. Fried? I'm terrible.

My fried eggs always come out flat, crispy, and part exploded.

[FiveTimes]

What about on a bacon and sausage butty?

That would be red sauce.

I know some people that don't butter the bread !!!

[cailin maith]

That would be red sauce.

I know some people that don't butter the bread !!!

Me - I don't butter the bread. Or if I do, it'll only be one side.

[FiveTimes]

fry your eggs in a bit of olive oil, salt and pepper. hot pan.

simple

[MaryPoppins]

That would be red sauce.

I know some people that don't butter the bread !!!

Who are those sick bastards?