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WHS.Originally posted by Platypus View PostYou should have stopped him and asked him to explain.
I wonder if he could, or would he gave called you disconjoined from the group synergistic paradigm vision? (i.e. a c**t)
I always ask jargon spewing management morons to explain their verbal tripe. It's fun to do with acronyms too.Comment
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30 years ago maybe.Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Oh yeah? OH YEAH?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPosters who coin the phrase "Roughty Toughty" should also look out.
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostBin men used to be the roughty-toughty, hurly-burly geezers wot grafted for the Council.Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View PostNot a dry eye in the house, roughty-toughty Royal Marines or not.Me an' chasingtheaurora, right, we're gonna get his Vulcan bomber and fly it down to Luton, see, with 16 tonnes of spaghetti and bomb you to bits. And then get a medal off the Queen. Just like we did last time.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWilmslow, you'll now get lots of tellings off and advice from the roughty-toughty types on here, saying how you shouldn't mess wid da boyz in case you get hurt.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Shut it you dry lunch, I'm the Daddy now.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOh yeah? OH YEAH?
Me an' chasingtheaurora, right, we're gonna get his Vulcan bomber and fly it down to Luton, see, with 16 tonnes of spaghetti and bomb you to bits. And then get a medal off the Queen. Just like we did last time.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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