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suityou01 replied

11 February 2011, 18:26
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Oh yeah? OH YEAH?

Me an' chasingtheaurora, right, we're gonna get his Vulcan bomber and fly it down to Luton, see, with 16 tonnes of spaghetti and bomb you to bits. And then get a medal off the Queen. Just like we did last time.

Shut it you dry lunch, I'm the Daddy now.
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RichardCranium replied

11 February 2011, 18:16
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Posters who coin the phrase "Roughty Toughty" should also look out.

Oh yeah? OH YEAH?

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Bin men used to be the roughty-toughty, hurly-burly geezers wot grafted for the Council.

Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post

Not a dry eye in the house, roughty-toughty Royal Marines or not.

Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Wilmslow, you'll now get lots of tellings off and advice from the roughty-toughty types on here, saying how you shouldn't mess wid da boyz in case you get hurt.

Me an' chasingtheaurora, right, we're gonna get his Vulcan bomber and fly it down to Luton, see, with 16 tonnes of spaghetti and bomb you to bits. And then get a medal off the Queen. Just like we did last time.
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MarillionFan replied

11 February 2011, 16:09
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Feat sasguru.

30 years ago maybe.
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DimPrawn replied

11 February 2011, 16:07
Feat sasguru.
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wobbegong replied

11 February 2011, 16:04
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

You should have stopped him and asked him to explain.

I wonder if he could, or would he gave called you disconjoined from the group synergistic paradigm vision? (i.e. a c**t)

WHS.

I always ask jargon spewing management morons to explain their verbal tripe. It's fun to do with acronyms too.
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thunderlizard replied

11 February 2011, 15:55
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I "ga-vomited" (gagged and vomitted).

which is itself a sort of value-added synergy.
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Platypus replied

11 February 2011, 12:25
You should have stopped him and asked him to explain.

I wonder if he could, or would he gave called you disconjoined from the group synergistic paradigm vision? (i.e. a c**t)
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suityou01 replied

11 February 2011, 12:20
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

People from Pakistan called Abdul do tend to speak better English than people from Dagenham called Dave.

+1
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Mich the Tester replied

11 February 2011, 12:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

He's probably called Dave and is from Dagenham. Had to move to Pakistan & call himself Abdul to get a job.

People from Pakistan called Abdul do tend to speak better English than people from Dagenham called Dave.
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suityou01 replied

11 February 2011, 12:16
Posters who coin the phrase "Roughty Toughty" should also look out.
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MarillionFan replied

11 February 2011, 12:14
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

He speaks beautiful English. No accent.

He's probably called Dave and is from Dagenham. Had to move to Pakistan & call himself Abdul to get a job.
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suityou01 replied

11 February 2011, 12:12
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Just ask him if he's done the needfull and realigned his synergies

He speaks beautiful English. No accent.
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amcdonald replied

11 February 2011, 12:09
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

He's in Pakistan. It would be worth the flight just to tw@t him.

Just ask him if he's done the needfull and realigned his synergies
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suityou01 replied

11 February 2011, 12:07
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Punch the bastard. Or just send him a fooking great invoice.

He's in Pakistan. It would be worth the flight just to tw@t him.
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Mich the Tester replied

11 February 2011, 12:05
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

On a conference call, and this arselicker just coined a new phrase (new for me anyways)

"Value added synergies"

I "ga-vomited" (gagged and vomitted).

Had to ruin your Fridays with this. Please please please drop this into conversation today to ruin other people's Fridays.

Punch the bastard. Or just send him a fooking great invoice.
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