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It's My Funeral, so...
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I want to be frozen and then woken up again in the future just like that film / documentary called "Demolition Man"
Failing that ashes scattered on the Liverpool FC footy pitch where ever it is at the time (Liverpool, Thailand, America)Thats the way the cookie crumblesComment
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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Happy religious ceremony, followed by cremation. No mourning, please.
But I would like someone to have "You're The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me" played at the funeral - not fussy who chooses it, but someone should.
As modest in death as in life.Comment
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I was at a funeral last year of a friend who was a Queen fan (and a nice bloke too, another Royal Marine) who had "Who Wants To Live Forever" played when he was being carried out.
Not a dry eye in the house, roughty-toughty Royal Marines or not.
The funeral took place at night with the entire church lit with candles.Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.Comment
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I think I'd like to be cremated, as I don't like the thought of that scene in Kill Bill.
And my 1 inch punch is rubbish.
I'd also quite like burial at sea. Then a shark might eat me in some bizarre reincarnation thing."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI think I'd like to be cremated, as I don't like the thought of that scene in Kill Bill.
And my 1 inch punch is rubbish.
I'd also quite like burial at sea. Then a shark might eat me in some bizarre reincarnation thing.Comment
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Where's the poll?!
I like polls
Cremation, ashes scatterred in the beautiful North sea.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostCremation, ashes scatterred in the beautiful North sea.Comment
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