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    #11
    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
    Not a P4 bod, then? They'd have just enough to light a fag.
    Careful, the homophobia police will be after you for that kind of language.

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      #12
      I want to be frozen and then woken up again in the future just like that film / documentary called "Demolition Man"

      Failing that ashes scattered on the Liverpool FC footy pitch where ever it is at the time (Liverpool, Thailand, America)
      Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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        #13
        Alcor Foundation

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        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #14
          Happy religious ceremony, followed by cremation. No mourning, please.

          But I would like someone to have "You're The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me" played at the funeral - not fussy who chooses it, but someone should.

          As modest in death as in life.
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            #15
            I was at a funeral last year of a friend who was a Queen fan (and a nice bloke too, another Royal Marine) who had "Who Wants To Live Forever" played when he was being carried out.

            Not a dry eye in the house, roughty-toughty Royal Marines or not.

            The funeral took place at night with the entire church lit with candles.
            Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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              #16
              I think I'd like to be cremated, as I don't like the thought of that scene in Kill Bill.

              And my 1 inch punch is rubbish.

              I'd also quite like burial at sea. Then a shark might eat me in some bizarre reincarnation thing.
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #17
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                I think I'd like to be cremated, as I don't like the thought of that scene in Kill Bill.

                And my 1 inch punch is rubbish.

                I'd also quite like burial at sea. Then a shark might eat me in some bizarre reincarnation thing.
                Invite everyone to come and dance on your grave, and then get buried at sea.
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                  #18
                  Where's the poll?!

                  I like polls

                  Cremation, ashes scatterred in the beautiful North sea.
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    Cremation, ashes scatterred in the beautiful North sea.
                    ...forming a land bridge to Norway.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      ...forming a land bridge to Norway.
                      Brave, this early in the week!
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