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Originally posted by norrahe View PostOf course, dear, whatever you say. You are the all knowing butchery god and I bow before you.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI'm not a butchery God but I did work as a butcher for 5 years. I know my stuff on the subject.
Of course I don't know what I'm talking about butchery was my family's business for 70 years.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostThat's nice, 5 years? such a long time.
Of course I don't know what I'm talking about butchery was my family's business for 70 years.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostYou are not a time served butcher.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostThat's nice, 5 years? such a long time.
Of course I don't know what I'm talking about butchery was my family's business for 70 years.
I take it 70 years will never be increased.
So you are saying your family failed in a business, your mate is a chef and your uncle had a butcher shop and you are an expert on black pudding.Comment
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Calm down calm down. It's clear that minestrone knows a whole lot about the typical work of a butcher working to produce produce (!) for supermarket value ranges, but making something a bit more unusual is the work of a specialist and thus 5 years' service doesn't really mean much - even wikipedia doesn't agree with him
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostWas?
I take it 70 years will never be increased.
So you are saying your family failed in a business, your mate is a chef and your uncle had a butcher shop and you are an expert on black pudding.
I think you two should have a sausage making competition. Please send your best quality produce (with name labels) to
Suityou01 Towers
The nice part of Luton
Up the hill, you know near the Topers
LU2 XXX
I will sample the produce and decide on a victor. No need to thank me, it's all part of the service.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI think you two should have a sausage making competitionOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostThey seem to prefer sausage waving contests.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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