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The clue is in the bloody name!
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Just remember it takes a big man to blow through the wrong end of a tuba.Originally posted by sasguru View PostWhat, donkeys do?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I'm really confused now.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJust remember it takes a big man to blow through the wrong end of a tuba.
Are you saying Churchy performs amorous acts with donkeys as they take their shoes off prior to entering a mosque?Hard Brexit now!
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All I'm saying is A Man with hole in pocket feel cocky. Man with hole in both pocket not feel too cockyOriginally posted by sasguru View PostI'm really confused now.
Are you saying Churchy performs amorous acts with donkeys as they take their shoes off prior to entering a mosque?
Hope that's clear now
MFWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Are you saying CM is a donkey? Oh dear.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm really confused now.
Are you saying Churchy performs amorous acts with donkeys as they take their shoes off prior to entering a mosque?Comment
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CharmingOriginally posted by TykeMerc View PostAre you saying CM is a donkey? Oh dear.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostShould we be suspicious of people with a Muslim background wanting to work for an airline?
BBC News - BA call centre worker Rajib Karim admits terror chargesOriginally posted by Churchill View PostI'm talking about a terrorist working for British Airways. And yeah, more people get kicked to death by Donkeys than die in air accidents. However it's not bastard donkeys that force me to remove my shoes and belt when passing through security at the airport, is it?
Richard Reid wouldn't fit into your profiling by name theory but he's still the reason I have dirty socks by the time I get home.Comment
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You're welcome. Have a nice day, now, you hear!Originally posted by Churchill View PostMF and Sasguru thank you for your contribution to the thread. Constructive as always.
Hard Brexit now!
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