The clue is in the bloody name!

[RichardCranium]

If we can trim down the ability for Muslims to work in most areas of work and then deny them benefits - because there are lots of jobs available - perhaps they'll get fed up and leave.

Though that could be difficult as they'd be banned from planes, trains, buses, ferries, boats.

Ban the Muslims from public transport and there'll just be a handful of Sikhs trying to run all the trains, the buses and London Underground.

[Churchill]

Turns out the guy was a software engineer...

[minestrone]

"I know you got elected Barack Hussein Obama, but we just cannot give you the job"