Originally posted by RichardCranium
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostA comment from a discussion list:
"Won't the burglars just use this web site to see who hasn't been burgled yet?"
Oh tulip.
Plod has just given clever villains access to a vast store of intelligence.
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostAh, but using a bit if reverse psychology; the reason those properties haven't been burgled yet is because a) there's nothing of value there, or b) the houses are very secure, or c) the owners fight back. So the 'already burgled' could be getting another visit.
Of course, if you could do all that you wouldn't be wasting your time doing over houses you'd be working as an IT Contractor!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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It has mostly just added a variable on the "I'm looking in this area to but a house" equation for the uptight middle class.
"Barnaby, tell the agent we are not going to go tonight to see that house, I just viewed the police website and there was a mugging in the area 2 years ago"Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostSo if the B&B you stay in while you're doing your dull public sector contract was converted into a residential dwelling it would be worth £2M.
Interesting.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHow is that pronounced. Is it 'horton'?
Does anyone know the results from the more salubrious parts of Luton yet, like Marsh Farm or the Islamic Republic of Bury Park?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI hope to God you never work on any of my projects.
You seem to struggle with contracts, you seem to spend most of your time on here moaning about how you are a failed contractor.
Have you got a job recently or are you just still a tulipe contractor?Comment
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