The problem with cooking a casserole, is that the wine gets opened < 5pm. We're half way through the second bottle and dinner's still an hour away...
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To reach the third bottle can I suggest standing on your nest of tablesOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostThe problem with cooking a casserole, is that the wine gets opened < 5pm. We're half way through the second bottle and dinner's still an hour away...
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Ah, SY03 was trying to reach the alcohol! All makes sense now.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTo reach the third bottle can I suggest standing on your nest of tables
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Ahhhhh shuurrrupOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostAh, SY03 was trying to reach the alcohol! All makes sense now.
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You mean you're pissed and plan to die of a heart attack in the kitchen???Originally posted by k2p2 View PostThe problem with cooking a casserole, is that the wine gets opened < 5pm. We're half way through the second bottle and dinner's still an hour away...
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Don't judge MF. It passes the time. Wine, casserole, Myochardic Enfarction.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou mean you're pissed and plan to die of a heart attack in the kitchen???
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Yep, then I too can have a heart attack thread. Beats my numb toe.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDon't judge MF. It passes the time. Wine, casserole, Myochardic Enfarction.
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Ok my inner bedwetter gets the best of me.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYep, then I too can have a heart attack thread. Beats my numb toe.
I hope you have a nice evening, good food, and good health. Including the toe.

I also hope your fooking furniture collapses
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Been far too many 'I had, Nearly had' a heart attack threads recently. I think it's about time people stopped messing about and carked it. Next person to have a heart attack and snuff it should come back and put an end to the 'Is their an after life threads' at least that way we can shut AtW up!Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYep, then I too can have a heart attack thread. Beats my numb toe.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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BGG & I had a Floyd dinner last night: Lamb cannon in a mint, lemon & garlic crust, accompanied by spinach with white wine sauce, potato dauphinoise & asparagus, served with a nice bottle of sweet red (can’t remember the name, but similar in taste to Banyuls) I cheated on dessert & Haagen Dazs it was, all with a fun movie (how to train your dragon) & then off to bed, a loveley evening it was too
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