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    #51
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It didn't do Jesus any harm...
    (The carpentry bit... The showing off with water and wine, loaves and fishes really f*cked him up good and proper!)
    no no no. it was done in the right order

    John the Baptist (roam-in baths)
    Mary Magdelagne (Ass-U-Like)
    Moses(Bricks to the quality)
    Solomon(No win No Fee)
    David(Kings, Kings and Kings)
    Samson(Have some)
    Jesus(no job too small, Tacks free)




    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #52
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      It didn't do Jesus any harm...
      Wot? Carpentry? Jesus? Do him any harm?

      Errrr.

      No Easter egg for you this year.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #53
        Never mind all that - we've got to how many pages and no one has asked why in the world he has a nest of tables anyway??!! Christ is it 1980, again?
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #54
          It must be quite fun in the Suity household, what with the roles reversed:

          "Mummy, Daddy's pissed himself again. Can you change him!"
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #55
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Never mind all that - we've got to how many pages and no one has asked why in the world he has a nest of tables anyway??!! Christ is it 1980, again?
            Function before fashion me dear
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #56
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Function before fashion me dear
              You don't know CM very well, do you?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #57
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                You don't know CM very well, do you?




                She is the one on the right. "Borrowed" from her facebook account
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Never mind all that - we've got to how many pages and no one has asked why in the world he has a nest of tables anyway??!! Christ is it 1980, again?
                  Whoa there toots!!

                  Nest of Tables are all in vogue as are small sheesham coffee tables with thakat top and jali sides. Just because the North of England is stuck in a timewarp down here in the happening South the kids are even wearing them out on a Saturday night.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #59
                    We got a nest of tables recently from john lewis.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      She is the one on the right. "Borrowed" from her facebook account
                      Must remember to sort out my privacy settings
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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