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I want one of Those, just for the hell of it

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    I want one of Those, just for the hell of it

    Say you had up to £5000 to spend on a useless gadget, or anything impractical (or disproportionately expensive for any practical use you would make of it) but you would love to own for the hell of it, what would it be?

    I'd start with this

    You can spend more, as much as you like, as long as it isn't a flash car or anything boring and obvious like that.
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    #2
    A ten inch penis.

    Obviously the £5000 is for an operation to reduce it from it's present size as it's unwieldly.

    Oh!! Sorry a gadget.
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      #3
      I'd want a death ray with no incriminating evidance left behind if I zap someone
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #4
        Last Judgement triptych

        Put me down for this.

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          #5
          I'm having a conversation about this at the moment, and everything we can come up with has some practical use (or we have no imagination).

          Owly's gadget is winning so far ...
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            #6
            One of these please

            BRONZE NSD
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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              #7
              I'd get one of these.

              sofa - Google Search

              AtW
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                One of these please

                BRONZE NSD
                I could have nicked you one of those, 15 years ago.

                They put a few in BBC Woodlands Reception for some publicity thing for a week or so.

                Two or three 'escaped'...

                But it were nuffin to do wiv me Guv'nor, 'onest.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  I'm having a conversation about this at the moment, and everything we can come up with has some practical use (or we have no imagination).

                  Owly's gadget is winning so far ...

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                  HTH
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    A ten inch penis.

                    Obviously the £5000 is for an operation to reduce it from it's present size as it's unwieldly.

                    Oh!! Sorry a gadget.
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