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Previously on "I want one of Those, just for the hell of it"

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  • d000hg
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    A ten inch penis.

    Obviously the £5000 is for an operation to reduce it from it's present size as it's unwieldly.

    Oh!! Sorry a gadget.
    Here you go: Wheathills - George III Mahogany and Boxwood Cigar Cutter

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I'm having a conversation about this at the moment, and everything we can come up with has some practical use (or we have no imagination).

    Owly's gadget is winning so far ...

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    HTH

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    One of these please

    BRONZE NSD
    I could have nicked you one of those, 15 years ago.

    They put a few in BBC Woodlands Reception for some publicity thing for a week or so.

    Two or three 'escaped'...

    But it were nuffin to do wiv me Guv'nor, 'onest.

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  • MarillionFan
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    I'd get one of these.

    sofa - Google Search

    AtW

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  • Pogle
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    One of these please

    BRONZE NSD

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  • Zippy
    replied
    I'm having a conversation about this at the moment, and everything we can come up with has some practical use (or we have no imagination).

    Owly's gadget is winning so far ...

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  • thunderlizard
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    Last Judgement triptych

    Put me down for this.

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  • amcdonald
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    I'd want a death ray with no incriminating evidance left behind if I zap someone

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    A ten inch penis.

    Obviously the £5000 is for an operation to reduce it from it's present size as it's unwieldly.

    Oh!! Sorry a gadget.

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  • OwlHoot
    started a topic I want one of Those, just for the hell of it

    I want one of Those, just for the hell of it

    Say you had up to £5000 to spend on a useless gadget, or anything impractical (or disproportionately expensive for any practical use you would make of it) but you would love to own for the hell of it, what would it be?

    I'd start with this

    You can spend more, as much as you like, as long as it isn't a flash car or anything boring and obvious like that.

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