Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen
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I guess that means you are full if you are leaking from your forehead!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Reminiscent of the old blow-up doll in the brothel story.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
Bloke goes into a brothel and says "I'm desperate but I've only got loose change. What can I have that's cheap?"
The mistress says "A wank in the Gents, if you're quick."
Bloke: "But I need a woman, NOW."
Mistress: "Well, the last resort for the drunks and winos is room 99. It's Rubber Betty on a mattress and you can have ten minutes for a quid".
So he goes up to Room 99 in which there is a filthy mattress and an old, worn-out inflatable sex doll.
Seeing how he is gagging for it, he gets down to business and is soon done.
As he goes downstairs, he passes the mistress all happy and smiling.
She asks: "Was that alright for you then?"
"It was great!" he says. "Very, very realistic. She even cries during sex - brilliant."
"DEBBIE!" calls out the mistress. "Empty out Rubber Betty; she's full."My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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