Had a couple of extra glasses of wine last night. Forehead sweating all day now, and the sweat smells of booze. A good day to sit in a quiet spot.
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FTFYOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHad a couple of extra bottles of wine last night. Forehead sweating all day now, and the sweat smells of booze. A good day to sit in a quiet spot.
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well, yeah, indeedOriginally posted by stek View PostFTFY
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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It's Ok to keep some stuff to yourself you know MichPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Fruit-based drinks are for the girlies only, not egg chasers. Stick to the ale...you know it makes sense. Oh, and have a couple of pints of water to tide you over.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHad a couple of extra glasses of wine last night.Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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You don't remember the great French teams of the 1980s? Racing Club drinking champagne at half time in the French cup final and the days when Mssrs Blanco, Rives, Sella and co. drank red wine for matchday breakfasts? Halcyon days. Alright, they were unfit and tulipe compared to modern players, but it was entertaining.Originally posted by Flubster View PostFruit-based drinks are for the girlies only, not egg chasers. Stick to the ale...you know it makes sense. Oh, and have a couple of pints of water to tide you over.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHad a couple of extra glasses of wine last night. Forehead sweating all day now, and the sweat smells of booze.
WTF were you drinking? Garlic wine?
Now if you said you'd woken up with your forehead smelling of chicken tikka massala, I could tell you exactly what happened: you passed out in the curry shop.
(Talking of which, I have a damn good story about a Scot who can breathe through his ears...)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Mind you, it might be the wasabi dressing I used to marinate the cod, or even the smoked beetroot sauce I squirted on the venison carpaccio.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
WTF were you drinking? Garlic wine?
Now if you said you'd woken up with your forehead smelling of chicken tikka massala, I could tell you exactly what happened: you passed out in the curry shop.
(Talking of which, I have a damn good story about a Scot who can breathe through his ears...)And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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That's right, blame anything other than the boozeOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostMind you, it might be the wasabi dressing I used to marinate the cod, or even the smoked beetroot sauce I squirted on the venison carpaccio.
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I only ever see fatties sweating from the forehead.
Have you been working out lately Mitch?"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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