Sweaty forehead

[RichardCranium]

I guess that means you are full if you are leaking from your forehead!

Reminiscent of the old blow-up doll in the brothel story.

Bloke goes into a brothel and says "I'm desperate but I've only got loose change. What can I have that's cheap?"

The mistress says "A wank in the Gents, if you're quick."

Bloke: "But I need a woman, NOW."

Mistress: "Well, the last resort for the drunks and winos is room 99. It's Rubber Betty on a mattress and you can have ten minutes for a quid".

So he goes up to Room 99 in which there is a filthy mattress and an old, worn-out inflatable sex doll.

Seeing how he is gagging for it, he gets down to business and is soon done.

As he goes downstairs, he passes the mistress all happy and smiling.

She asks: "Was that alright for you then?"

"It was great!" he says. "Very, very realistic. She even cries during sex - brilliant."

"DEBBIE!" calls out the mistress. "Empty out Rubber Betty; she's full."

[BoredBloke]

I guess that means you are full if you are leaking from your forehead!

[suityou01]

I only ever see fatties sweating from the forehead.

Have you been working out lately Mitch?

[ThomasSoerensen]

I only ever see fatties sweating from the forehead.

Have you been working out lately Mitch?

[FiveTimes]

Mind you, it might be the wasabi dressing I used to marinate the cod, or even the smoked beetroot sauce I squirted on the venison carpaccio.

That's right, blame anything other than the booze

[Mich the Tester]

WTF were you drinking? Garlic wine?


Now if you said you'd woken up with your forehead smelling of chicken tikka massala, I could tell you exactly what happened: you passed out in the curry shop.

(Talking of which, I have a damn good story about a Scot who can breathe through his ears...)

Mind you, it might be the wasabi dressing I used to marinate the cod, or even the smoked beetroot sauce I squirted on the venison carpaccio.

[RichardCranium]

Had a couple of extra glasses of wine last night. Forehead sweating all day now, and the sweat smells of booze.

WTF were you drinking? Garlic wine?


Now if you said you'd woken up with your forehead smelling of chicken tikka massala, I could tell you exactly what happened: you passed out in the curry shop.

(Talking of which, I have a damn good story about a Scot who can breathe through his ears...)

[Mich the Tester]

Fruit-based drinks are for the girlies only, not egg chasers. Stick to the ale...you know it makes sense. Oh, and have a couple of pints of water to tide you over.

You don't remember the great French teams of the 1980s? Racing Club drinking champagne at half time in the French cup final and the days when Mssrs Blanco, Rives, Sella and co. drank red wine for matchday breakfasts? Halcyon days. Alright, they were unfit and tulipe compared to modern players, but it was entertaining.

[Flubster]

Had a couple of extra glasses of wine last night.

Fruit-based drinks are for the girlies only, not egg chasers. Stick to the ale...you know it makes sense. Oh, and have a couple of pints of water to tide you over.

[MaryPoppins]

It's Ok to keep some stuff to yourself you know Mich

[Mich the Tester]

FTFY

well, yeah, indeed

[stek]

Had a couple of extra bottles of wine last night. Forehead sweating all day now, and the sweat smells of booze. A good day to sit in a quiet spot.

FTFY

[Mich the Tester]

Had a couple of extra glasses of wine last night. Forehead sweating all day now, and the sweat smells of booze. A good day to sit in a quiet spot.