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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    OK.

    Number of times you've had friend requests turned down on Facebook.

    Number of healthy sperm in your sample at the fertility clinic.

    Number of hairs left on your head.

    Number of failed contract applications you had before starting M12.

    Number of squirrel faeces in your kitchen.

    Number of times you recieved a smack on the bottom with a ruler after shouting 'Please sir may I have another'

    The code on the first pair of jeans you bought in the West.

    The total value of Majestic 12 in US Dollars.

    (Close yet?)
    Candidates in the "who's ATWs daddy" contest?
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #12
      Position of M12 in googles search results when searching for "search engine"?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
        Candidates in the "who's ATWs daddy" contest?
        That number is too low.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          OK.

          Number of times you've had friend requests turned down on Facebook.

          Number of healthy sperm in your sample at the fertility clinic.

          Number of hairs left on your head.

          Number of failed contract applications you had before starting M12.

          Number of squirrel faeces in your kitchen.

          Number of times you recieved a smack on the bottom with a ruler after shouting 'Please sir may I have another'

          The code on the first pair of jeans you bought in the West.

          The total value of Majestic 12 in US Dollars.

          (Close yet?)
          Can't stop
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #15
            Originally posted by AtW View Post

            Creative, mildly amusing but no - not even remotely close...
            Something to do with a Yank 401k pension plan?
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #16
              Number of for 2011?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Number of for 2011?
                I doubt it. I refer the poster to the previous suggestion 'Number of healthy sperm in your sample at the fertility clinic.'

                That would be about 3.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Geek...
                  I once checked in to a hotel and was given room 404. I was sorely tempted to complain about being unable to find it, but I managed to restrain myself

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    You will never guess what this numbers means for SKA...
                    Number of paying customers.

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                      #20
                      The distance in miles from Birmingham International Airport to Amsterdam Schiphol?
                      The vegetarian option.

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