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Candidates in the "who's ATWs daddy" contest?"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs." -
Position of M12 in googles search results when searching for "search engine"?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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That number is too low.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostCandidates in the "who's ATWs daddy" contest?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Can't stopOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostOK.
Number of times you've had friend requests turned down on Facebook.
Number of healthy sperm in your sample at the fertility clinic.
Number of hairs left on your head.
Number of failed contract applications you had before starting M12.
Number of squirrel faeces in your kitchen.
Number of times you recieved a smack on the bottom with a ruler after shouting 'Please sir may I have another'
The code on the first pair of jeans you bought in the West.
The total value of Majestic 12 in US Dollars.
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I doubt it. I refer the poster to the previous suggestion 'Number of healthy sperm in your sample at the fertility clinic.'Originally posted by d000hg View PostNumber of
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That would be about 3.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Number of paying customers.Originally posted by AtW View PostYou will never guess what this numbers means for SKA...Comment
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