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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostVegetarian haggis/sausage/lasagne. A bit like an 'electric car' or some other stupid invention
Probably best of it doesn't have an approximation of the flavour"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Well, I can report back that the vegetarian "haggis" was absolutely delicious. It was blatantly not a haggis, but it kind of looked like one and had a similar texture and that, and very tasty. Can't ask much more of food than that really.Comment
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Originally posted by dang65 View PostWell, I can report back that the vegetarian "haggis" was absolutely delicious. It was blatantly not a haggis, but it kind of looked like one and had a similar texture and that, and very tasty. Can't ask much more of food than that really.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostYou just can't beat a nice slice of sheep's lung or a morsel of cow's rectum.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostYou just can't beat a nice slice of sheep's lung or a morsel of cow's rectum.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostYou just can't beat a nice slice of sheep's lung or a morsel of cow's rectum.
There's only one thing you cant beat, and thats a w@nk
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThere's only one thing you cant beat, and thats a w@nk
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI think you could beat a cows rectum, but I would suggest a very long stick and a pair of wellies.
There's only one thing you cant beat, and thats a w@nk
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostErm, I can think of ways to beat that too. I'll call my beautiful assistant.
Churchill - In "Andy Gray" mode...Comment
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Good to see my romantic thread has gone almost full circle and is on to "sex with someone who loves you"
Allbeit via edible sheeps lungs and cows rectums.
Good work all.
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