Reply to: Happy St Dwynwen's Day

[Old Greg]

Obviously not to be sniffed at.

'Snowt like it.

[Mich the Tester]

Obviously not to be sniffed at.

Look carefully at the base of the plate; is that a green sauce?
Very appropriate indeed.

[Pondlife]

Good to see my romantic thread has gone almost full circle and is on to "sex with someone who loves you"

Allbeit via edible sheeps lungs and cows rectums.

Good work all.

[Churchill]

I think you could beat a cows rectum, but I would suggest a very long stick and a pair of wellies.
There's only one thing you cant beat, and thats a w@nk

Erm, I can think of ways to beat that too. I'll call my beautiful assistant.

Women are alright but you can't beat the real thing.

Churchill - In "Andy Gray" mode...

[Mich the Tester]

There's only one thing you cant beat, and thats a w@nk

Erm, I can think of ways to beat that too. I'll call my beautiful assistant.

[EternalOptimist]

You just can't beat a nice slice of sheep's lung or a morsel of cow's rectum.

I think you could beat a cows rectum, but I would suggest a very long stick and a pair of wellies.
There's only one thing you cant beat, and thats a w@nk

[Mich the Tester]

You just can't beat a nice slice of sheep's lung or a morsel of cow's rectum.

Yes you can;

[Churchill]

You just can't beat a nice slice of sheep's lung or a morsel of cow's rectum.

You've been out anal probing cattle again, haven't you?

[TykeMerc]

Well, I can report back that the vegetarian "haggis" was absolutely delicious. It was blatantly not a haggis, but it kind of looked like one and had a similar texture and that, and very tasty. Can't ask much more of food than that really.

Yes you can, it can have plenty of bits of dead animal in it.

[dang65]

Well, I can report back that the vegetarian "haggis" was absolutely delicious. It was blatantly not a haggis, but it kind of looked like one and had a similar texture and that, and very tasty. Can't ask much more of food than that really.

[DaveB]

Vegetarian haggis/sausage/lasagne. A bit like an 'electric car' or some other stupid invention

Probably best of it doesn't have an approximation of the flavour

To paraphrase DNA "A substance that tasted almost, but not quite , entirely unlike haggis/sausage/lasagne."

[Old Greg]

That's right, it's a vegetarian haggis, like a vegetarian sausage, or a vegetarian lasagne. It's a travesty. However, no one else in my family will touch an actual haggis, so I thought I'd see how they got on with this instead. I'm hoping it will have a similar texture and at least an approximation of the flavour, but I suspect it will have neither.

Holland and Barrett used to do a 1lb porkless pie. In my memory it even had the jelly but I might have that wrong.

[TimberWolf]

Llll.

[TestMangler]

That's right, it's a vegetarian haggis, like a vegetarian sausage, or a vegetarian lasagne. It's a travesty. However, no one else in my family will touch an actual haggis, so I thought I'd see how they got on with this instead. I'm hoping it will have a similar texture and at least an approximation of the flavour, but I suspect it will have neither.

Vegetarian haggis/sausage/lasagne. A bit like an 'electric car' or some other stupid invention

Probably best of it doesn't have an approximation of the flavour

[dang65]

That's not a haggis then, is it ?

That's right, it's a vegetarian haggis, like a vegetarian sausage, or a vegetarian lasagne. It's a travesty. However, no one else in my family will touch an actual haggis, so I thought I'd see how they got on with this instead. I'm hoping it will have a similar texture and at least an approximation of the flavour, but I suspect it will have neither.