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    #41
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    The neck of a coffee jar is wide enough for laydees to use, Shirley?
    You're the expert. But in what position? E.g. on back with legs in the air , or on knees, in bed? Either way seems little easier than getting out of bed the old fashioned way, though less funny. What do hospitals use?

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      #42
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      You're the expert. But in what position? E.g. on back with legs in the air , or on knees, in bed? Either way seems little easier than getting out of bed the old fashioned way, though less funny. What do hospitals use?
      Catheters you dope
      Last edited by suityou01; 21 January 2011, 22:08. Reason: Schpelink
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #43
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        I was trying to be funny to relieve the tension of our previous contretemps.

        The horrid image, BTW, comes from Snopes. It's nothing of the sort, really. Thank God.
        Oh, okay then.

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          #44
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Catheters you dope
          For men they have some kind of bottle to use in bed, I gather. A catheter, I suspect, is for more advanced bed ridden conditions, in men at least.

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            #45
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            For men they have some kind of bottle to use in bed, I gather. A catheter, I suspect, is for more advanced bed ridden conditions, in men at least.
            If you're too ill to get out of bed for a pee I would suggest you are suffering a more advanced bed ridden condition.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #46
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              If you're too ill to get out of bed for a pee I would suggest you are suffering a more advanced bed ridden condition.
              Hospitals are able to handle people that are not mobile but still otherwise relatively healthy, who would not require a catheter. I strongly assume anyway (thankfully I have had little to do with hospitals). Catheters are irrelevant to this discussion. Yes, I brought up hospitals, but only in relation to the current discussion. This is hard work.

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                #47
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                Hospitals are able to handle people that are not mobile but still otherwise relatively healthy, who would not require a catheter. I strongly assume anyway (thankfully I have had little to do with hospitals). Catheters are irrelevant to this discussion. Yes, I brought up hospitals, but only in relation to the current discussion. This is hard work.
                Easier than discussing with loons here is to do a 2 second search:

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  Easier than discussing with loons here is to do a 2 second search:

                  I think I'd prefer my chances with a coffee jar.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    What do hospitals use?
                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    Hospitals are able to handle people that are not mobile but still otherwise relatively healthy, who would not require a catheter.
                    Coz they go for a pee

                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    Catheters are irrelevant to this discussion.
                    They're not though are they. See first quote.

                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    This is hard work.
                    Agreed.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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