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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostYou're the expert. But in what position? E.g. on back with legs in the air , or on knees, in bed? Either way seems little easier than getting out of bed the old fashioned way, though less funny. What do hospitals use?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI was trying to be funny to relieve the tension of our previous contretemps.
The horrid image, BTW, comes from Snopes. It's nothing of the sort, really. Thank God.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostCatheters you dopeComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostFor men they have some kind of bottle to use in bed, I gather. A catheter, I suspect, is for more advanced bed ridden conditions, in men at least.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIf you're too ill to get out of bed for a pee I would suggest you are suffering a more advanced bed ridden condition.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHospitals are able to handle people that are not mobile but still otherwise relatively healthy, who would not require a catheter. I strongly assume anyway (thankfully I have had little to do with hospitals). Catheters are irrelevant to this discussion. Yes, I brought up hospitals, but only in relation to the current discussion. This is hard work.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostEasier than discussing with loons here is to do a 2 second search:
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhat do hospitals use?Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHospitals are able to handle people that are not mobile but still otherwise relatively healthy, who would not require a catheter.
Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostCatheters are irrelevant to this discussion.
Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThis is hard work.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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