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[suityou01]

What do hospitals use?

Hospitals are able to handle people that are not mobile but still otherwise relatively healthy, who would not require a catheter.

Coz they go for a pee

Catheters are irrelevant to this discussion.

They're not though are they. See first quote.

This is hard work.

Agreed.

[mudskipper]

Easier than discussing with loons here is to do a 2 second search:

I think I'd prefer my chances with a coffee jar.

[TimberWolf]

Hospitals are able to handle people that are not mobile but still otherwise relatively healthy, who would not require a catheter. I strongly assume anyway (thankfully I have had little to do with hospitals). Catheters are irrelevant to this discussion. Yes, I brought up hospitals, but only in relation to the current discussion. This is hard work.

Easier than discussing with loons here is to do a 2 second search:

[TimberWolf]

If you're too ill to get out of bed for a pee I would suggest you are suffering a more advanced bed ridden condition.

Hospitals are able to handle people that are not mobile but still otherwise relatively healthy, who would not require a catheter. I strongly assume anyway (thankfully I have had little to do with hospitals). Catheters are irrelevant to this discussion. Yes, I brought up hospitals, but only in relation to the current discussion. This is hard work.

[suityou01]

For men they have some kind of bottle to use in bed, I gather. A catheter, I suspect, is for more advanced bed ridden conditions, in men at least.

If you're too ill to get out of bed for a pee I would suggest you are suffering a more advanced bed ridden condition.

[TimberWolf]

Catheters you dope

For men they have some kind of bottle to use in bed, I gather. A catheter, I suspect, is for more advanced bed ridden conditions, in men at least.

[TimberWolf]

I was trying to be funny to relieve the tension of our previous contretemps.

The horrid image, BTW, comes from Snopes. It's nothing of the sort, really. Thank God.

Oh, okay then.

[suityou01]

You're the expert. But in what position? E.g. on back with legs in the air , or on knees, in bed? Either way seems little easier than getting out of bed the old fashioned way, though less funny. What do hospitals use?

Catheters you dope

[TimberWolf]

The neck of a coffee jar is wide enough for laydees to use, Shirley?

You're the expert. But in what position? E.g. on back with legs in the air , or on knees, in bed? Either way seems little easier than getting out of bed the old fashioned way, though less funny. What do hospitals use?

[RichardCranium]

You haven't the brains to qualify to understand what you refer to as 'people like me'. You seem a bit sick too, posting images of worms in brains. Heading for a negative rep I think. In fact you may have one now.

I was trying to be funny to relieve the tension of our previous contretemps.

The horrid image, BTW, comes from Snopes. It's nothing of the sort, really. Thank God.

[Zippy]

The neck of a coffee jar is wide enough for laydees to use, Shirley?

[TimberWolf]

I'd like to refer the Honourable Gentleman to the point I made earlier:

You haven't the brains to qualify to understand what you refer to as 'people like me'. You seem a bit sick too, posting images of worms in brains. Heading for a negative rep I think. In fact you may have one now.

[RichardCranium]

Perhaps Zippy was referring to men, or is a man?

A question to the ladies here. Have any of you ever pee'd standing up?

I'd like to refer the Honourable Gentleman to the point I made earlier:

I would like to see a woman manage it.

There's web sites for people like you.

(unless you put a street camera up facing into the bathroom...) <smiley>

[TimberWolf]

I bet it does it work for a bloke. But surely as a lass you're going to struggle to squat over a coffee jar from a prone position.

Just saying like.

Perhaps Zippy was referring to men, or is a man?

A question to the ladies here. Have any of you ever pee'd standing up?

[RichardCranium]

Before you know it we'll be discussing the finer points of bowls

Crown green, I trust. Flat green bowls is a poof's game.