Pleurisy

[OwlHoot]

What do you call large? A pint (474ml) is a minimum, which is a lot of coffee. Nothing worse than having to stop mid-flow and a brimming receptacle. A recipe for disaster. I would like to see a woman manage it. It must at least involve getting on to your knees?

It sounds like all of a sudden CUK has turned into a pensioner's tea shop.

Someone has a fit of the vapours, well OK a bad cold, and everyone is talking about lying in bed for six months weeing in chamber pots

Before you know it we'll be discussing the finer points of bowls, and the best treatments for bunions, not to mention those weak bladders!

[MarillionFan]

What's the plural of pleurisy?

[TimberWolf]

It sounds like all of a sudden CUK has turned into a pensioner's tea shop.

Someone has a fit of the vapours, well OK a bad cold, and everyone is talking about lying in bed for six months weeing in chamber pots

Before you know it we'll be discussing the finer points of bowls, and the best treatments for bunions, not to mention those weak bladders!

I was just recalling Feynman and his experiment on peeing upside down. He could probably also have worked out roughly how strong the peeing muscles are from the height achieved while he was at it, but I don't recall him doing that.

[TimberWolf]

What's the plural of pleurisy?

Pleurisies?

[RichardCranium]

Before you know it we'll be discussing the finer points of bowls

Crown green, I trust. Flat green bowls is a poof's game.

[TimberWolf]

I bet it does it work for a bloke. But surely as a lass you're going to struggle to squat over a coffee jar from a prone position.

Just saying like.

Perhaps Zippy was referring to men, or is a man?

A question to the ladies here. Have any of you ever pee'd standing up?

[RichardCranium]

Perhaps Zippy was referring to men, or is a man?

A question to the ladies here. Have any of you ever pee'd standing up?

I'd like to refer the Honourable Gentleman to the point I made earlier:

I would like to see a woman manage it.

There's web sites for people like you.

(unless you put a street camera up facing into the bathroom...) <smiley>

[TimberWolf]

I'd like to refer the Honourable Gentleman to the point I made earlier:

You haven't the brains to qualify to understand what you refer to as 'people like me'. You seem a bit sick too, posting images of worms in brains. Heading for a negative rep I think. In fact you may have one now.

[Zippy]

The neck of a coffee jar is wide enough for laydees to use, Shirley?

[RichardCranium]

You haven't the brains to qualify to understand what you refer to as 'people like me'. You seem a bit sick too, posting images of worms in brains. Heading for a negative rep I think. In fact you may have one now.

I was trying to be funny to relieve the tension of our previous contretemps.

The horrid image, BTW, comes from Snopes. It's nothing of the sort, really. Thank God.