Paid to Foogle!

[cojak]

Just been to client site, they've given me a brief over a massive data warehousing project they've sold to a multinational.

Their sales leaders did a massive pitch to a company using mashups & demoes around concepts cobbled together and did some fantastic presentations.

The multinational signed up!!

Only issue is, it doesn't actually exist yet. So I'm in first.

The brief.

Work out what the hell we sold them & find out what the following list of 25 applications/ERP's/databases/portals do, then come back in four weeks with a top level analysis of the
systems and where they fit into the hither unknown requirements oh and knock up an initial project plan.

We reckon it will take two weeks for you to Google everything and write it up. Goodbye. So I'm back home Foogling.

I love this type of startup thing.

Great! Do you need a Data Architect? ()

[cojak]

He's dodged a few fists if that's what you mean.

[MarillionFan]

Great! Do you need a Data Architect? ()

Actually....

They've got to hire two more BA's.

Want to send me a CV?

[DaveB]

errrrr. Yeah I suppose.

Awwww, c'mere ya big lug!

:manly

[Churchill]

I'm like the Kung Fu Panda!

The only similarities you have with Kung Fu Panda are that you're fat and inept.

Now, where's that salt?

[MarillionFan]

The only similarities you have with Kung Fu Panda are that you're fat and inept.

Now, where's that salt?

Argahhhhh! You got me.

Argahhhhh! Razor sharp wit too much. Cannot take comment. Argahhhhh!

I'm melting. I'm melllltttttiiiiiinnnnnnnggg.

[MarillionFan]

Bored now.

Wonder what else there is out there?

[Sir Swali]

New to this all

Actually....

They've got to hire two more BA's.

Want to send me a CV?

I'm a permy BA looking at becoming a mercenary (contractor) where do I sign up? whats your email..