Reply to: Paid to Foogle!

[Sir Swali]

New to this all

Actually....

They've got to hire two more BA's.

Want to send me a CV?

I'm a permy BA looking at becoming a mercenary (contractor) where do I sign up? whats your email..

[MarillionFan]

Bored now.

Wonder what else there is out there?

[MarillionFan]

The only similarities you have with Kung Fu Panda are that you're fat and inept.

Now, where's that salt?

Argahhhhh! You got me.

Argahhhhh! Razor sharp wit too much. Cannot take comment. Argahhhhh!

I'm melting. I'm melllltttttiiiiiinnnnnnnggg.

[Churchill]

I'm like the Kung Fu Panda!

The only similarities you have with Kung Fu Panda are that you're fat and inept.

Now, where's that salt?

[DaveB]

errrrr. Yeah I suppose.

Awwww, c'mere ya big lug!

:manly

[MarillionFan]

Great! Do you need a Data Architect? ()

Actually....

They've got to hire two more BA's.

Want to send me a CV?

[cojak]

He's dodged a few fists if that's what you mean.

[cojak]

Just been to client site, they've given me a brief over a massive data warehousing project they've sold to a multinational.

Their sales leaders did a massive pitch to a company using mashups & demoes around concepts cobbled together and did some fantastic presentations.

The multinational signed up!!

Only issue is, it doesn't actually exist yet. So I'm in first.

The brief.

Work out what the hell we sold them & find out what the following list of 25 applications/ERP's/databases/portals do, then come back in four weeks with a top level analysis of the
systems and where they fit into the hither unknown requirements oh and knock up an initial project plan.

We reckon it will take two weeks for you to Google everything and write it up. Goodbye. So I'm back home Foogling.

I love this type of startup thing.

Great! Do you need a Data Architect? ()

[MarillionFan]

Overweight, a little bit dim and prone to solving problems with violence?

errrrr. Yeah I suppose.

[DaveB]

I'm like the Kung Fu Panda!

Overweight, a little bit dim and prone to solving problems with violence?

[MarillionFan]

He's dodged a few fists if that's what you mean.

I'm like the Kung Fu Panda!

[DimPrawn]

Sounds like "agile" to me

He's dodged a few fists if that's what you mean.

[suityou01]

All your jobs/contracts start like this!

Fantastic!

Brilliant!

Super!

Then, a few weeks in it's with the PM, with the MD and finally, after all sorts of stand up rows, bitching and back biting it's

Sounds like "agile" to me

[DimPrawn]

Already been at this client.

They invited me back.

[MarillionFan]

All your jobs/contracts start like this!

Fantastic!

Brilliant!

Super!

Then, a few weeks in it's with the PM, with the MD and finally, after all sorts of stand up rows, bitching and back biting it's

Already been at this client.

They invited me back.