Terminated

[DS23]

Bunch of bananas, the lot of them

Of course, when I say "bananas" I mean "cunts".

Don't take what they did personally; it is not about you it is about them...

whs

rather than throw a wobbler or stick sardines inside your client desktop make no fuss - be cool. it'll add that final, perfect ingredient to their stupid pie.

and may the force be with you.

[DimPrawn]

Sounds like you have been terminated AND shafted at the same time!

[Paddy]

Many years ago IBM was a good company however, since they started purchasing service companies (in order to gain their service contracts) they have gone down hill. Staff from those companies are not well trained and basically a bunch of muppets who havn't a clue.

[ThomasSoerensen]

Sorry to hear thi GJ.
May your next come swiftly, pay absurdly well, go on forever and have coworkers with great norks.

[Mich the Tester]

I didn't move, IBM made me redundant after 5 months and then IBM fecked me over on a contract.

I may regret that but feck it, I don't care right now.

Dehomag

Pretty minor offence compared to their past.

[Mich the Tester]

WZS

Feck 'em - onwards and upwards! Does make you angry though. This is what happens when people are renamed resources.

[Mich the Tester]

If not, its time to crack open that PC and leave a tuna sandwich in there.

Whitebait´s so much more effective. It´s small, so easy to conceal in such obscure orifices as the ventilation slits in the back of a monitor or PC, stuffed into an unused network socket or under the cushion of an office chair.

Hard luck GJ.

[Doggy Styles]

Don't take what they did personally; it is not about you it is about them. Dumping someone you've just recruited is not usually a failing of the recruited, it is a failing of the recruiter. (Unless, of course, you've crapped on the carpet and shagged the boss's daughter.)

Or, if she's a munter, NOT shagged the boss's daughter.

[vetran]

Ouch not sure how they sleep at night.

Invoice and try to be happy.

[dang65]

Polish up that cv and get it out there.

WZS

Yep, that's definitely polish.