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    #41
    Originally posted by Jubber View Post
    Nah ... just had a liquid lunch and is in his cups.
    FTFY
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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      #42
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Dumbest thing I've heard on CUK for some time.

      And there are some dumb people on here.
      WHS on both points.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #43
        Shame on you all for being duped by this sockie.

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          #44
          Originally posted by CoolerKing View Post
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          And how do you intend to record this "withdrawl" that doesn't implicate you.

          Salary, divi or just snatch and run?
          Combination of divi and salary
          In which case you're doing nothing wrong.

          You just put aside the relevant tax, withdraw what's left, then you can start wrapping up the company.

          Did you mean to answer "snatch and run"?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #45
            Originally posted by sockiefindergeneral View Post
            Shame on you all for being duped by this sockie.

            "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone." Johncleesians 13:69.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #46
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone." Johncleesians 13:69.
              Name rank and file Cranium.

              NOW!

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                #47
                Originally posted by sockiefindergeneral View Post
                Name rank and file Cranium.

                NOW!


                Edit : The quietest I have ever seen Dickie
                Last edited by suityou01; 12 January 2011, 19:11.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Either that or he's a troll...
                  or a plant from HMCR
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by sockiefindergeneral View Post
                    Name rank and file Cranium.

                    NOW!
                    There's been sockies at work on CUK all day but you'll never find them! Moooooo haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by sockiefindergeneral View Post
                      Name rank and file Cranium.

                      NOW!
                      Name: I shall not say.
                      Rank: Sockie
                      File: 1st Class

                      But why should I answer to you, heretic? Your End User powers do not frighten me. Neither ducking stool, Scavenger's Daughter nor Iron Maiden frighten me, SockieFinder, for I am a double-God digital presence of another incarnation - which itself was a digital reincarnation.

                      You can never win, and you never shall. For we are legion and you are but ...

                      ... a sockie yourself!

                      Judge not - lest YE BE JUDGED.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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