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WHS on both points.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDumbest thing I've heard on CUK for some time.
And there are some dumb people on here.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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In which case you're doing nothing wrong.
You just put aside the relevant tax, withdraw what's left, then you can start wrapping up the company.
Did you mean to answer "snatch and run"?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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"He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone." Johncleesians 13:69.Originally posted by sockiefindergeneral View PostShame on you all for being duped by this sockie.


My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Name rank and file Cranium.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post"He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone." Johncleesians 13:69.
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or a plant from HMCROriginally posted by Churchill View PostEither that or he's a troll..."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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There's been sockies at work on CUK all day but you'll never find them! Moooooo haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!Originally posted by sockiefindergeneral View PostName rank and file Cranium.
NOW!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Name: I shall not say.Originally posted by sockiefindergeneral View PostName rank and file Cranium.
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Rank: Sockie
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But why should I answer to you, heretic? Your End User powers do not frighten me. Neither ducking stool, Scavenger's Daughter nor Iron Maiden frighten me, SockieFinder, for I am a double-God digital presence of another incarnation - which itself was a digital reincarnation.
You can never win, and you never shall. For we are legion and you are but ...
... a sockie yourself!
Judge not - lest YE BE JUDGED.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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