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Declaring yourself Bankrupt
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Hush, you cheeky still-using-his-1st-login newbie!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Ha you are Cyberman and I claim my free chutney spoon!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHush, you cheeky still-using-his-1st-login newbie!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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A chap I knew at uni got 10 grand worth of credit, went a bit wild and spent the lot, declared bankrupt at the age of 20. He was a daft boy, I refuse to accept that someone that claims to have contracted for 11 years can be that stupid. Load of pish if you ask me.Comment
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Funnily enough, I do have a spare gold long chutney spoon; I got sent a couple as part of a marketing exercise last year.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHa you are Cyberman and I claim my free chutney spoon!
(Assuming they're not in storage like most everything else.)
P'raps I should drop it in when I'm next passing Luton.
Are you in on Saturday night?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Duuuuuuuuh you and missus are coming to our swingers party already.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostFunnily enough, I do have a spare gold long chutney spoon; I got sent a couple as part of a marketing exercise last year.
(Assuming they're not in storage like most everything else.)
P'raps I should drop it in when I'm next passing Luton.
Are you in on Saturday night?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I know a guy who owed £150k when he declared himself bankrupt. Was he daft? Or did he just get £150k of free stuff?Originally posted by minestrone View PostA chap I knew at uni got 10 grand worth of credit, went a bit wild and spent the lot, declared bankrupt at the age of 20. He was a daft boy, I refuse to accept that someone that claims to have contracted for 11 years can be that stupid. Load of pish if you ask me.
(cue people moralising and going on about their high bank charges being a result of this kind of thing).Comment
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Is it SuitYou Swinging 'n' Swopping Saturday again already?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDuuuuuuuuh you and missus are coming to our swingers party already.
Err, I think we might have a subsequent engagement.
I'll just pop the spoon through the letterbox, so to speak.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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That's a marmalade spoon.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs it SuitYou Swinging 'n' Swopping Saturday again already?
Err, I think we might have a subsequent engagement.
I'll just pop the spoon through the letterbox, so to speak.

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We're quite a diverse church.Originally posted by Churchill View PostThat's a marmalade spoon.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Needs must, eh?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWe're quite a diverse church.
Necessity is the mother of invention.Comment
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