Reply to: Declaring yourself Bankrupt

[AlfredJPruffock]

I suggest you apply for as many credit cards and loans as possible blowing the cash in an orgiastic rampage of drugs, drinks and cheap sex.

In for a penny .

I must admit Im with MF on this one - a sound investment. You cant take it with you !

[amcdonald]

Needs must, eh?

Necessity is the mother of invention.

I thought Frank Zappa was the mother of invention

[Churchill]

We're quite a diverse church.

Needs must, eh?

Necessity is the mother of invention.

[suityou01]

That's a marmalade spoon.

We're quite a diverse church.

[Churchill]

Is it SuitYou Swinging 'n' Swopping Saturday again already?

Err, I think we might have a subsequent engagement. I'll just pop the spoon through the letterbox, so to speak.

That's a marmalade spoon.

[RichardCranium]

Duuuuuuuuh you and missus are coming to our swingers party already.

Is it SuitYou Swinging 'n' Swopping Saturday again already?

Err, I think we might have a subsequent engagement. I'll just pop the spoon through the letterbox, so to speak.

[Platypus]

A chap I knew at uni got 10 grand worth of credit, went a bit wild and spent the lot, declared bankrupt at the age of 20. He was a daft boy, I refuse to accept that someone that claims to have contracted for 11 years can be that stupid. Load of pish if you ask me.

I know a guy who owed £150k when he declared himself bankrupt. Was he daft? Or did he just get £150k of free stuff?

(cue people moralising and going on about their high bank charges being a result of this kind of thing).

[suityou01]

Funnily enough, I do have a spare gold long chutney spoon; I got sent a couple as part of a marketing exercise last year. (Assuming they're not in storage like most everything else.)

P'raps I should drop it in when I'm next passing Luton.

Are you in on Saturday night?

Duuuuuuuuh you and missus are coming to our swingers party already.

[RichardCranium]

Ha you are Cyberman and I claim my free chutney spoon!

Funnily enough, I do have a spare gold long chutney spoon; I got sent a couple as part of a marketing exercise last year. (Assuming they're not in storage like most everything else.)

P'raps I should drop it in when I'm next passing Luton.

Are you in on Saturday night?

[minestrone]

A chap I knew at uni got 10 grand worth of credit, went a bit wild and spent the lot, declared bankrupt at the age of 20. He was a daft boy, I refuse to accept that someone that claims to have contracted for 11 years can be that stupid. Load of pish if you ask me.

[suityou01]

Hush, you cheeky still-using-his-1st-login newbie!

Ha you are Cyberman and I claim my free chutney spoon!

[RichardCranium]

The quietest I have ever seen Dickie

Hush, you cheeky still-using-his-1st-login newbie!

[RichardCranium]

Name rank and file Cranium.

NOW!

Name: I shall not say.
Rank: Sockie
File: 1st Class

But why should I answer to you, heretic? Your End User powers do not frighten me. Neither ducking stool, Scavenger's Daughter nor Iron Maiden frighten me, SockieFinder, for I am a double-God digital presence of another incarnation - which itself was a digital reincarnation.

You can never win, and you never shall. For we are legion and you are but ...

... a sockie yourself!

Judge not - lest YE BE JUDGED.

[MarillionFan]

Name rank and file Cranium.

NOW!

There's been sockies at work on CUK all day but you'll never find them! Moooooo haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!

[Paddy]

Either that or he's a troll...

or a plant from HMCR