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Absolutely Frazzled
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OMFG!
I turn my back for two minutes and one of the little darlings has just taken a pen to the missus's IMAC and hinged off all of the keys!
******* little tulip!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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110 volts to the frontal lobe doesnt seem too barbaric now ?
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTried karate classes. SY03 cried, he didn't like the shouting.
Tried football classes. SY03 cried, he didn't like all the other kids running at him.
Tried tennis classes. SY03 cried, lost interest as to why.
Get yourself a 2-man ridge tent and walk the little fooker the length of the Pennine Way making him carry the rucksack. If he starts blubbing then threaten to leave him on his own. By the end of the week you will have a mini "Ray Mears" on your hands that will never need you to wipe his arse ever again. Mind you, you might find that your cat ends up on the Bar-B-Q at some stage, but they are easily replaced.
HTH
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIn the winter however, suprisingly they prefer to stay in the warm, and we prefer it too as they then don't trudge mud into the house every 5 minutes while bringing their demands.
Solved! And before people start complaining about child brutality - this is exactly how most in my father's generation were raised, and his father's generation too.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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MF - 4-5yr is a good age for them to start martial arts.
We have taken 3 year olds before but they don't have the concentration.
My little girl, just turned 8 had her first sparing session at kickboxing on friday with a lad who is 10.
It only lasted 10 secs, the lad dropped his guard and daughter just landed a jab right on the nose and there was blood everywhere. She started crying saying she never ment it
I said sure you ment to hit him there, but not that hard. BTW it was a cracking shot thoughComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostMF - 4-5yr is a good age for them to start martial arts.
We have taken 3 year olds before but they don't have the concentration.
My little girl, just turned 8 had her first sparing session at kickboxing on friday with a lad who is 10.
It only lasted 10 secs, the lad dropped his guard and daughter just landed a jab right on the nose and there was blood everywhere. She started crying saying she never ment it
I said sure you ment to hit him there, but not that hard. BTW it was a cracking shot thoughWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Judo they're less likely to try fancy kicks on their mates. It's also arguably more useful IRL if that's of any relevance at allOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostJudo they're less likely to try fancy kicks on their mates. It's also arguably more useful IRL if that's of any relevance at allComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSY02 and I are frazzled. The reason?
SY03, 04, 05
By day they are little midget terrorists that run amok, making shrill noises while playing their games, demanding drinks, food, "Can you fix my toy Daddy", "Daddy, he hit me", "It wasn't me Daddy I didn't hit him" etc etc etc
By night they are masters of torture methods such as sleep deprivation, and Chinese "whining" torture. "I can't sleep Mummy, I had a bad dream", "I can't sleep, SY04 woke me up" etc etc etc
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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