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    #21
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Children are lovely.






    From a safe distance.
    WCS



    Also lovelier in a sound proofed room.
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      #22
      OMFG!

      I turn my back for two minutes and one of the little darlings has just taken a pen to the missus's IMAC and hinged off all of the keys!

      ******* little tulip!
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #23
        110 volts to the frontal lobe doesnt seem too barbaric now ?






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          #24
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Tried karate classes. SY03 cried, he didn't like the shouting.
          Tried football classes. SY03 cried, he didn't like all the other kids running at him.
          Tried tennis classes. SY03 cried, lost interest as to why.
          Sounds like you need to toughen up your regime or you will be in a world of hurt in a few years time.
          Get yourself a 2-man ridge tent and walk the little fooker the length of the Pennine Way making him carry the rucksack. If he starts blubbing then threaten to leave him on his own. By the end of the week you will have a mini "Ray Mears" on your hands that will never need you to wipe his arse ever again. Mind you, you might find that your cat ends up on the Bar-B-Q at some stage, but they are easily replaced.

          HTH

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #25
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            In the winter however, suprisingly they prefer to stay in the warm, and we prefer it too as they then don't trudge mud into the house every 5 minutes while bringing their demands.
            There's your problem, letting them come back in every 5min. Wrap them up warm, kick them out and tell them they can't come back until lunchtime. After lunch, kick them out until it's getting dark.

            Solved! And before people start complaining about child brutality - this is exactly how most in my father's generation were raised, and his father's generation too.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              MF - 4-5yr is a good age for them to start martial arts.
              We have taken 3 year olds before but they don't have the concentration.

              My little girl, just turned 8 had her first sparing session at kickboxing on friday with a lad who is 10.
              It only lasted 10 secs, the lad dropped his guard and daughter just landed a jab right on the nose and there was blood everywhere. She started crying saying she never ment it

              I said sure you ment to hit him there, but not that hard. BTW it was a cracking shot though

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                #27
                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                MF - 4-5yr is a good age for them to start martial arts.
                We have taken 3 year olds before but they don't have the concentration.

                My little girl, just turned 8 had her first sparing session at kickboxing on friday with a lad who is 10.
                It only lasted 10 secs, the lad dropped his guard and daughter just landed a jab right on the nose and there was blood everywhere. She started crying saying she never ment it

                I said sure you ment to hit him there, but not that hard. BTW it was a cracking shot though
                I think it's good for discipline, concentration as well as fitness. I did mine really late and I think earlier would have been better. Not sure if Karate or Judo yet.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #28
                  Judo they're less likely to try fancy kicks on their mates. It's also arguably more useful IRL if that's of any relevance at all
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Judo they're less likely to try fancy kicks on their mates. It's also arguably more useful IRL if that's of any relevance at all
                    I would disagree that its more useful IRL - but great for discipline and structure.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      SY02 and I are frazzled. The reason?

                      SY03, 04, 05

                      By day they are little midget terrorists that run amok, making shrill noises while playing their games, demanding drinks, food, "Can you fix my toy Daddy", "Daddy, he hit me", "It wasn't me Daddy I didn't hit him" etc etc etc

                      By night they are masters of torture methods such as sleep deprivation, and Chinese "whining" torture. "I can't sleep Mummy, I had a bad dream", "I can't sleep, SY04 woke me up" etc etc etc
                      Maybe you could get them into close-harmony singing SY??




                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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