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Nightmare Accomodation Scenario
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWasn't this an episode of peep show about 3 weeks ago?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSnap. I was about to ask if he'd got a pizza delivered through the front door, slice by slice.Comment
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostThat's uncanny then coz I've never even seen that show. Did he even have a dead mobile with his charger locked in the car?
No, he wasn't that much of a muppet.
I think you should have stayed there and entertained us with weekly updates.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNo, he wasn't that much of a muppet.
I think you should have stayed there and entertained us with weekly updates.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHopefully the details I have given him will suffice. The guy is just out of jail after 20 years for beating a lodger to death with a tube of toothpaste, so we may get some good stories after all.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by wurzel View PostNightmare Accommodation Scenario
John Shuttleworth - Two Margarines, Nightmare Scenario < music video: you decide if SFW or NSFW>
Look out for the photo of GricerBoy coming out of his shed.
<sniff> <cough>My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostExcellent. There's so much you can do with a toothbrush and toothpaste.
Cats, maybe a cat's head in her bed?Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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its your own fault a woman scorned, didn't you realise it was a 'fully serviced rent'.
Some peopleAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostExcellent. There's so much you can do with a toothbrush and toothpaste.
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