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Wasn't this an episode of peep show about 3 weeks ago?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Snap. I was about to ask if he'd got a pizza delivered through the front door, slice by slice.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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That's uncanny then coz I've never even seen that show. Did he even have a dead mobile with his charger locked in the car?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostComment
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Originally posted by wurzel View Post
No, he wasn't that much of a muppet.
I think you should have stayed there and entertained us with weekly updates.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Hopefully the details I have given him will suffice. The guy is just out of jail after 20 years for beating a lodger to death with a tube of toothpaste, so we may get some good stories after all.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNo, he wasn't that much of a muppet.
I think you should have stayed there and entertained us with weekly updates.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Excellent. There's so much you can do with a toothbrush and toothpaste.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Sorry, I know it'sOriginally posted by wurzel View Post
, but the tune has being going round in my head now since this thread started.
John Shuttleworth - Two Margarines, Nightmare Scenario <
music video: you decide if SFW or NSFW>
Look out for the photo of GricerBoy coming out of his shed.
<sniff> <cough>My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Finished watching the Godfather trilogy that was was aired over New year and was amazed athe guy who was stabbed in the neck with a pair of glasses!!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Cats, maybe a cat's head in her bed?Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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its your own fault a woman scorned, didn't you realise it was a 'fully serviced rent'.
Some people
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mp, i am dying to tell you my toothbrush anecdote now. ooo and i have an electric toothbush story as wellOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
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