At what point do you take people out the population and force psychiatric help on them?
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More likely than God.Originally posted by minestrone View PostAt what point do you take people out the population and force psychiatric help on them?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Aren't the people who usually see these things already a couple of miles outside of population.
Or maybe UFOs are attracted to Hank Williams music.Comment
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Probably as sane as people whose lives revolve around an internet forum anyway.Originally posted by zeitghostThey seem perfectly sane to me.

So much more than just another sockie
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Are you saying that Zeity is addicted to an internet forum and is wasting his life. Prove it I say. Prove it!Originally posted by Cretin View PostProbably as sane as people whose lives revolve around an internet forum anyway.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Mental exercise - if by some weird chance you were visited by an alien in a spaceship while on holiday in the country - how would you convince anyone? Or would you not even bother? Assuming no conveniently left behind alien technology, maybe just the marks the ship made (dents, scorch-marks, etc).Originally posted by minestrone View PostAt what point do you take people out the population and force psychiatric help on them?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Does it involve an anal probing? If so I am not telling anyone.Originally posted by d000hg View PostMental exercise - if by some weird chance you were visited by an alien in a spaceship while on holiday in the country - how would you convince anyone? Or would you not even bother? Assuming no conveniently left behind alien technology, maybe just the marks the ship made (dents, scorch-marks, etc).Comment
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He wouldn't tell anyone. He'd hole himself up in his house with a bottle of whisky and tin foil on his head rocking backwards and forwards chanting 'Bradman, Bradman, Bradman'.Originally posted by d000hg View PostMental exercise - if by some weird chance you were visited by an alien in a spaceship while on holiday in the country - how would you convince anyone? Or would you not even bother? Assuming no conveniently left behind alien technology, maybe just the marks the ship made (dents, scorch-marks, etc).
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Do you mean "UFOs" or "people who imagine they have been abducted"?
There's nothing wrong with believing in UFOs, it's the flying saucer spotters that need to be upping their medication.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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When they start losing at cricket to EnglandOriginally posted by minestrone View PostAt what point do you take people out the population and force psychiatric help on them?
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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