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Britain's answer to the $6,000,000 man
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Well, that's my plan b sorted then - come on down, bacon butties, and give me your sackload of food tokens!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers. -
A potential Plan B is making/selling supersized everyday items for fatties such as chairs, beds etc.Originally posted by hyperD View PostWell, that's my plan b sorted then - come on down, bacon butties, and give me your sackload of food tokens!
And coffins:
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Did anyone notice the man is naked?
Me neither until I looked a second time just now. Either that or his pants have disappeared.Comment
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Its not funny unfortunately friend of my wife's passed away a few years ago weighing about 38 stone.
Mostly due to psychiatric issues but the thing I never understood was how she gained weight in hospital. I would have thought a diet would have been one of the easiest things to administer to the morbidly obese bed ridden.Comment
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Two questions?Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostDid anyone notice the man is naked?
Me neither until I looked a second time just now. Either that or his pants have disappeared.
Who feeds these people? and who pays for the food that they consume?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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I think you already know the answer to that one chubs.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostTwo questions?
Who feeds these people? and who pays for the food that they consume?Comment
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less of the "chubs" shortyOriginally posted by Churchill View PostI think you already know the answer to that one chubs.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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I agree. Whenever I see these shows I ask myself the same question. I assume the carers or relatives cook up the burgers and fries and serve them, but if they tried to escort him to Dignitas they'd be arrested. Flippin' barmy!Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostTwo questions?
Who feeds these people?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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'uman rights, init?Originally posted by Zippy View PostI agree. Whenever I see these shows I ask myself the same question. I assume the carers or relatives cook up the burgers and fries and serve them, but if they tried to escort him to Dignitas they'd be arrested. Flippin' barmy!
What would you do? Starve them?Comment
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