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    #11
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    What's the brown thing in the foreground? It's from some TV show, anyone know it?
    It's a finger, part of Gilbert's hand adjusting the camera that is on him. It's from the Morgana show.

    HTH
    So much more than just another sockie

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      #12
      Originally posted by Cretin View Post
      It's a finger, part of Gilbert's hand adjusting the camera that is on him. It's from the Morgana show.

      HTH
      Is this show any good?

      The most recent decent comedy show was the Brydon/Coogan one, The Trip.

      Did you catch it? If not, worth a view.

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        #13
        Please let me live ?

        This thread reminds me of a horror story.

        While hugging his girlfriend a man notices a bad smell and says "honey, did you put the garbage out?" and she gets all offended. The next time he embraces her there is no smell, but when he kisses here there is a foul taste and he can't help reacting, offending her again. Later he sees her tidying up and there is no smell but an awful sloshing, popping, dripping noise and she can see he has heard it.

        Later he comes home and all is dark. She cries "don't turn on the light" but it's too late. An ancient rotting corpse staggers towards him. "We have been together too long and I can't hide what I am from you any more, my darling. Just love me for what I am, let me live"
        Last edited by xoggoth; 30 December 2010, 20:03.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #14
          Originally posted by Clippy View Post
          Is this show any good?

          The most recent decent comedy show was the Brydon/Coogan one, The Trip.

          Did you catch it? If not, worth a view.
          I like it. So does Mrs Cretin.

          Saw a few episodes of the trip and enjoyed them. Miss one and you cannot get them on catchup telly
          So much more than just another sockie

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            #15
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            Please let me live ?

            This thread reminds me of a horror story.

            While hugging his girlfriend a man notices a bad smell a bad smell and says "honey, did you put the garbage out?" and she gets all offended. The next time he embraces her there is no smell, but when he kisses here there is a foul taste and he can't help reacting, offending her again. Later he sees her tidying up and there is no smell but an awful sloshing, popping, dripping noise and she can see he has heard it.

            Later he comes home and all is dark. She cries "don't turn on the light" but it's too late. An ancient rotting corpse staggers towards him. "We have been together too long and I can't hide what I am from you any more, my darling. Just love me for what I am, let me live"
            I shall use this, with embelishments (naturally) when I put the little cretins to bed.
            So much more than just another sockie

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              #16
              Originally posted by Cretin View Post
              It's Christmas n all that. Aw go on guv, please?
              Merry Christmas.

              Any trouble, and you're out.

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                #17
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                31st December 2010 00:00
                Merry Christmas.
                Nice timing.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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