Reply to: Please let me live

[RichardCranium]

31st December 2010 00:00
Merry Christmas.

Nice timing.

[realityhack]

It's Christmas n all that. Aw go on guv, please?

Merry Christmas.

Any trouble, and you're out.

[Cretin]

Please let me live ?

This thread reminds me of a horror story.

While hugging his girlfriend a man notices a bad smell a bad smell and says "honey, did you put the garbage out?" and she gets all offended. The next time he embraces her there is no smell, but when he kisses here there is a foul taste and he can't help reacting, offending her again. Later he sees her tidying up and there is no smell but an awful sloshing, popping, dripping noise and she can see he has heard it.

Later he comes home and all is dark. She cries "don't turn on the light" but it's too late. An ancient rotting corpse staggers towards him. "We have been together too long and I can't hide what I am from you any more, my darling. Just love me for what I am, let me live"

I shall use this, with embelishments (naturally) when I put the little cretins to bed.

[Cretin]

Is this show any good?

The most recent decent comedy show was the Brydon/Coogan one, The Trip.

Did you catch it? If not, worth a view.

I like it. So does Mrs Cretin.

Saw a few episodes of the trip and enjoyed them. Miss one and you cannot get them on catchup telly

[xoggoth]

Please let me live ?

This thread reminds me of a horror story.

While hugging his girlfriend a man notices a bad smell and says "honey, did you put the garbage out?" and she gets all offended. The next time he embraces her there is no smell, but when he kisses here there is a foul taste and he can't help reacting, offending her again. Later he sees her tidying up and there is no smell but an awful sloshing, popping, dripping noise and she can see he has heard it.

Later he comes home and all is dark. She cries "don't turn on the light" but it's too late. An ancient rotting corpse staggers towards him. "We have been together too long and I can't hide what I am from you any more, my darling. Just love me for what I am, let me live"

[Clippy]

It's a finger, part of Gilbert's hand adjusting the camera that is on him. It's from the Morgana show.

HTH

Is this show any good?

The most recent decent comedy show was the Brydon/Coogan one, The Trip.

Did you catch it? If not, worth a view.

[Cretin]

What's the brown thing in the foreground? It's from some TV show, anyone know it?

It's a finger, part of Gilbert's hand adjusting the camera that is on him. It's from the Morgana show.

HTH

[AtW]

Why, what happens then?

Then pray.

[d000hg]

Not rude at all my good sir. Why would you suggest such a thing?

What's the brown thing in the foreground? It's from some TV show, anyone know it?

[Icanseethisgoingwrong]

I am the only sockie in the village.

Close the door on your way out, there's a good sock.

[Cretin]

What is your position on man made global warming ?

I contribute to man made global warming significantly after a Christmas dinner laden with over boiled green vegetables and copious amounts of stuffing.

[Cretin]

Is your profile pic as rude as it appears?

Not rude at all my good sir. Why would you suggest such a thing?

[EternalOptimist]

What is your position on man made global warming ?

[d000hg]

Is your profile pic as rude as it appears?

[Cretin]

You've got a few minutes to make your valuable contributions

Why, what happens then?