We had the builders round the other day to knock down a wall. It was so big and hard that the bricks hardly shifted. It to ages for the builder to knock one out. Once one had come off he had to continue banging away. He pounded the hole for what seemed like weeks. He groaned and groaned as he banged the hole. Eventually as he was tiring the others started to come off, and eventually the whole lot came down, but by then he'd almost broken his tool.
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Yesterday a dog chased my wife's cat. Poor thing was so startled my missus had to sit there all afternoon with her pussy quivering.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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This thread is stupid. You lot need to get a grip on yourselves.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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