He knows when you've been bad or good - See what Santa thinks you deserve

[amcdonald]

This year you have been behaving like a spoit child,
and for Christmas you will be receiving an evening with Bette Midler

I didn't know Bette went Dogging ?

[darmstadt]

Forum:

Darmstadt.
This year you have been
an arse wipe,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
Literally nothing.

Real:

This year you have been
terrible in bed,
and for Christmas you will be receiving
a vigorous fisting from your favourite uncle.