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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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On the training course this week I was having a rant during a coffee break and was exclaiming how something is
"A right load of old b <pause> bobbins!"
I've never used that before.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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"Bobbins" is properly used adjectivally, and is supposedly an obscure bit of Lancashire rhyming slang. "Cotton bobbins" -> "Rotten". I am a bit sceptical.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOn the training course this week I was having a rant during a coffee break and was exclaiming how something is
"A right load of old b <pause> bobbins!"
I've never used that before.
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