Reply to: Favourite non-sweary swear word(s)

[TykeMerc]

Futtock
Trossachs
Armature
Flange (as someone else said)
Socket

No shortage of options really

[Cliphead]

I rather like 'fundamental' as in TL's very educational post.

Go stick a radish up your fundamental.

[mudskipper]

I rather like 'fundamental' as in TL's very educational post.

Go stick a radish up your fundamental.

[MarillionFan]

Twiddle-poop (an effeminate-looking man) = RichardCranium
Hell cat(scolding woman) = Mary Poppins
Rusty guts(blunt surly person) = EternalOptimist
Sneaksby(a mean spirited man) = Minestrone

[MarillionFan]

Shut your bone box you betwattled hopper-arsed jackanapes

[OwlHoot]

(BTW, I think most people are using this thread to post insults, rather than complements. But thanks anyway.)

Yeah, they're a right bunch of moobs

[RichardCranium]

Suityou. As in Richard Cranium you are such a Suityou.

Aw shucks! Thanks!

(BTW, I think most people are using this thread to post insults, rather than complements. But thanks anyway.)

[MarillionFan]

Suityou. As in Richard Cranium you are such a Suityou.

[shaunbhoy]

Duckfart
Rocket-Polisher
Bishop-Basher
Beanhead

[MaryPoppins]

Isn't spacker a bit dicey these days?

When I were a lad, calling someone a spastic was pretty commonplace. Spacker being an abbreviation of that. And spanner being understood to mean the same thing.

I would guess that calling someone a spacker these days would be greeted with howls from the PC brigade. Mind you, they can all feck off as far as I'm concerned. Spackers.

I didn't realise spanners meant the same thing as 'spackers'?

I don't like 'spackers'. The word, I mean.

[suityou01]

Isn't spacker a bit dicey these days?

When I were a lad, calling someone a spastic was pretty commonplace. Spacker being an abbreviation of that. And spanner being understood to mean the same thing.

I would guess that calling someone a spacker these days would be greeted with howls from the PC brigade. Mind you, they can all feck off as far as I'm concerned. Spackers.

This.

[Platypus]

Isn't spacker a bit dicey these days?

When I were a lad, calling someone a spastic was pretty commonplace. Spacker being an abbreviation of that. And spanner being understood to mean the same thing.

I would guess that calling someone a spacker these days would be greeted with howls from the PC brigade. Mind you, they can all feck off as far as I'm concerned. Spackers.

[suityou01]

Gooner - as in "shut it MF you're such a gooner"

Wally
Dinklehead (copyright SY03)
Choob (Scots)
Big girls blouse
Spacker
Spanner
Muppet
Fraggle
Tosspot

[suityou01]

Spanner (as in, MF, what a spanner, eh?)

Fric (from Scrubs)

Frac (from BSG)

Frell (from Farscape) - although I've never used this one IRL, I'd feel a right spanner if I did

Feck - when the Irish say it, it never sounds like swearing, does it?

Oh, and:

Flibberty jib

Rollocks (actually spelled rowlocks I believe)

Grillocks (not used since I was at school)

It's in the scrabble dictionary meaning extremely. Eg Fecking annoying = extremely annoying.

[Platypus]

Spanner (as in, MF, what a spanner, eh?)

Fric (from Scrubs)

Frac (from BSG)

Frell (from Farscape) - although I've never used this one IRL, I'd feel a right spanner if I did

Feck - when the Irish say it, it never sounds like swearing, does it?

Oh, and:

Flibberty jib

Rollocks (actually spelled rowlocks I believe)

Grillocks (not used since I was at school)