Minor things that really piss you off !

[RichardCranium]

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Do you mean the ones that are effectively briefcases or laptop bags on wheels? I kept tripping over the little buggers whilst fighting my way through Paddington station last year. If I ever find out who invented them..... grrr

Yep, those ones exactly. There is simply no need for them - what kind of twunt buys one of these?

[Churchill]

Oi Hector, you cu*t.

Your timeout on the HMRC web site forms is too f**king short. It times out before virtually every f**king field because I have to go and find the information.

So I have to log in again before putting in the next f*king number.

It makes filling in the form online take MUCH MUCH longer than on paper.

But you bastards don't care because you don't have to do it, do you?

I'm sat here on my own on a secure system where nobody else has access unless they break in. Why can't I choose the time-out period, you bastards? It's MY f**king data and MY f**king security in MY f**king office on MY f**king PCs, you stupid, selfish, inconsiderate bastards.

This is another one of the reasons why you tax people are all a bunch of bastards.

No, tax shouldn't be taxing BUT YOU MAKE IT HARD.

Dickheads who leave filling in their tax return until the last minute.

[RichardCranium]

Dickheads who leave filling in their tax return until the last minute.

[fckvwls]

Dickheads who leave filling in their tax return until the last minute.

Am too busy to worry about such trivial stuff. Now, where do I send that £100?

[Churchill]

Dickheads who leave filling in their tax return until the last minute.

Dickheads who rather than admit their fault turn to insults.

[RichardCranium]

Dickheads who rather than admit their fault turn to insults.

Oi! Pack it in. Exactly what was my fault?

I was objecting to the crap design of their web site, not the time available. That there was still a day and a half to go is immaterial.

Stop having a go at me for deciding not to finish the self-assessment until I was ready to do so.

[Gibbon]

Tour Parties !!!!!!

Fecking despise them! Just got back from Rome where I've been doing some OU work on site so to speak.

Why would anyone want to be led around like an overgrown schoolkid and why oh feck why do they act like they own the place. Numerous examples this time of them pouring into churches during mass and babbling away. I myself am not religous but I do respect that these are places that are important to people and I'm thankful that they open the doors to the unfaithful so we can look at the art inside, to this end I always leave an offering.

Same in the museums, instead of waiting for people to finish looking at an exhibit they push in and start taking pictures.

******* the lot of them!

[Churchill]

Oi! Pack it in. Exactly what was my fault?

I was objecting to the crap design of their web site, not the time available. That there was still a day and a half to go is immaterial.

Stop having a go at me for deciding not to finish the self-assessment until I was ready to do so.

Defensive dickheads.

[RichardCranium]

Defensive dickheads.

Offensive dogheads.