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    #11
    Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
    To cut a long story short, I damaged my left crural appendage as the result of a fall from my recumbent bicycle in the recent icey conditions.
    How did you fall off a recumbent bicycle?
    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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      #12
      Surely exposing oneself is all in a days work for an upstanding member of the PA?

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        #13
        Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
        I tripped and tore the ligament in my left rural appendage.
        Rural appendage? Do you have a small village hanging from your person?
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #14
          Ticket?!
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Ticket?!
            He means stub

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              #16
              Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
              How did you fall off a recumbent bicycle?
              I'm cleated which means I have a very low friction coefficient when the inferior aspect of my footwear has direct juxtaposition with the ice.
              Last edited by gricerboy; 8 December 2010, 16:19.

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                #17
                Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
                I'm cleated which means I have a very low friction coefficient when the inferior aspect of my footwear as direct juxtaposition with the ice.
                Threaded! F**K off. Seriously.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Threaded! F**K off. Seriously.
                  I hate agreeing with MF but... really, WHS.
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #19
                    They were probably laughing because you are a train spotter not because of your minuscule todger.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      I hate agreeing with MF but... really, WHS.
                      You love me really. I can tell.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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