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Originally posted by gricerboy View PostI was merely expressing the opinion that my old friend CM has started to exhibit PA behaviours. The motto of the PA is, as I'm sure you are all aware, "when we see us in you, you become us". Don't be surprised if she is soon urinating out of carriage windows over passengers on station platforms.
Originally posted by gricerboy View Postmy old friend CM has started to exhibit PA behaviours

Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI've done that. I didn't mean to. I was busting. It was a slam door train with compartments. I don't know why the platform was so busy at that time, either.

Thanks for posting in this thread DS - I'd never have seen it otherwise. I have to agree, the logistics of contorting myself so that I could wee out the window of a carriage is mind-boggling.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostActually a lady doing that would surprise me very much, whoever it was.Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Postthe logistics of contorting myself so that I could wee out the window of a carriage is mind-boggling.
going to take up too much of too many people's time today until someone cracks and posts a YouTube video of how to do it
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