Is there anything more weak-minded and meaningless than having "faith"?

[doodab]

Is The Book of Dave any better than that other Will Self thing where a bloke woke up to find he was a monkey? Crap.

Slightly. But I doubt you will enjoy it if you are not a fan of his. I do prefer his short stories.

[doodab]

Where in the bible is the bit that specifically forbids group sex?

see if you had gone to school assembly instead of reading the Beano you wouldn't ask questions as stupid as that

Well, I've read quite a bit of the bible too, and I don't remember anything that would prohibit group sex, although I can understand that wife swapping might be a no go.

Are we to conclude from your silence that you have decided I'm correct and wandered off to get some action before god changes his mind? Will you return to us as contractor69?

[Spacecadet]

Is The Book of Dave any better than that other Will Self thing where a bloke woke up to find he was a monkey? Crap.

You mean Great Apes? Fantastic book

[sasguru]

Will you return to us as contractor69?

Not with the Chritian munter he's probably been forced to marry.

[xoggoth]

CUK be simpler if anyone having one set of views on issue A was legally obliged to hold certain views on issue B. I always agree with sas on religion and disagree on politics and then it's the other way round with MF. Can you two please undergo some brain part swap? It would be so much easier. Ta.

[sasguru]

CUK be simpler if anyone having one set of views on issue A was legally obliged to hold certain views on issue B. I always agree with sas on religion and disagree on politics and then it's the other way round with MF. Can you two please undergo some brain part swap? It would be so much easier. Ta.

I could take part of MF's brain, but then there would be a rattling sound everytime I shook my head.

[cailin maith]

I could take part of MF's brain, but then there would be a rattling sound everytime I shook my head.

Even louder than the one we all hear now?

[MarillionFan]

I could take part of MF's brain, but then there would be a rattling sound everytime I shook my head.

Even louder than the one we all hear now?

It's not that I've got a small brain. It's just you've got a big head. A very big head.

[shaunbhoy]

I could take part of MF's brain, but then there would be a rattling sound everytime I shook my head.

You'd grow to like it. Would make a change from the eerie whistling noise that you currently get as the air rushes through the vacuum.