How to solve England's ills

[AtW]

Clubs and players already complain that there are too many games, you want more?

Reduce EPL by 1 club and this would make up space.

Eliminate tulip competitions like Carling Cup (ffs - tulip beer that none of those prima donnas would be seen as drinking).

Also, here is how to make them put out strong squad on such mathes - if they lose then the national team makes ££££ taken directly from the club. If EPL club wins it keeps the money.

I think that's going to be enough, so I wasn't overly radical in my proposals...

[swamp]

England could pull out of international football. Take our ball and go home in a huff, sort of. That would show them.



Edit: I meant to post this in the other forum.

[doodab]

Less foreigners = more English players at the highest level, unlike your idea this has been proven to work in Italy, France, Germany and Spain.

Erm, did you watch the last world cup?

[gingerjedi]

Erm, did you watch the last world cup?

Yes, Spain won it, before that it was Italy, France won it in 98 and Germany in 1990.

[Troll]

I never get tired of watching that

Have to stop reading this thread, I think I have watched that clip 80 times now.

When I was in Bristol earlier this year, a guy in the lounge asked the barman to put on Sky Sports - after a couple of minutes, it was pretty obvious that the programme runs in a loop and is meant to be something you visit and move on from; but this guy just watched the same news for the best part of half an hour, grinning at the same stories & smiling at the same news items over and over again.
He looked a little retarded but I didn't catch his accent so couldn't be certain he was Scottish
Were either of you two in Bristol in late Spring?

[Cliphead]

When I was in Bristol earlier this year, a guy in the lounge asked the barman to put on Sky Sports - after a couple of minutes, it was pretty obvious that the programme runs in a loop and is meant to be something you visit and move on from; but this guy just watched the same news for the best part of half an hour, grinning at the same stories & smiling at the same news items over and over again.
He looked a little retarded but I didn't catch his accent so couldn't be certain he was Scottish
Were either of you two in Bristol in late Spring?

Never been in Bristol. With an anti-Scottish hangup like yours you really should consider therapy.

HTH

[Troll]

Never been in Bristol. With an anti-Scottish hangup like yours you really should consider therapy.

HTH

not just anti Scottish btw

[AtW]

Never been in Bristol. With an anti-Scottish hangup like yours you really should consider therapy.

lobotomy


... performed by Scottish doctor ...

[Cliphead]

not just anti Scottish btw

Even more reason to seek therapy

[Cliphead]

lobotomy


... performed by Scottish doctor ...

Tut, tut. Where would the forum be with a cut down version of Troll?