Please do the needful

[ChimpMaster]

Ah yes this reminds me : A consultant is someone who takes off your watch and tells you the time

(I used to be a consultant... but not for one of the "big boys")

[d000hg]

One guy in particular fascinates me. I speak to him, at length, on a regular basis. I am yet to walk away knowing what he's actually said to me.

Don't worry about it darlin'. You're paid to type what he says, not understand it.

[shaunbhoy]

Don't worry about it darlin'. You're paid to type what he says, not understand it.

I see d000hg has put himself on "teapot" alert!!

[Freamon]

I just had an email asking me to do this

Please ensure you are looping in the relevant persons on the same.

[CheeseSlice]

All I hear all day are gardening analogies, such as: 'let's grab this thing by the roots'

Maybe they really are gardeners, and they know of nothing else....

This reminds me of a good film: 'Being There' starring Peter Sellers. If you've not seen it, the plot on the wikipedia link is well worth a read for a laugh.

[d000hg]

I see d000hg has put himself on "teapot" alert!!

[Tingles]

I quite like the phase - I yearn for the old days, pink on the map, sun never sets, time for tiffin? Who shot the tiger under the billiard table?? etc etc...?

Tone

[MaryPoppins]

Don't worry about it darlin'. You're paid to type what he says, not understand it.

What's your problem?

[EternalOptimist]

What's your problem?

I'm not sure, MP. Let's take it to the compost heap and see whats steamin'


then we can have a water butt moment

[NotAllThere]

Should we prepone the meeting. Please revert.