Cut off top of finger. Should go to hospital

[doodab]

I think it's probably safe to say that with my roids playing up I lose more blood during an average movement than you've lost from your finger.

Perhaps I should sue Armitage Shanks.

[suityou01]

I think it's probably safe to say that with my roids playing up I lose more blood during an average movement than you've lost from your finger.

Perhaps I should sue Armitage Shanks.

My dear boy you have my sympathies.

[configman]

Just trapped my finger in the door of a local shop. Big heavy metal door. The door closer didn't work and just closed at such a speed it gullotined my main typing finger.

The nail cleanly cut off with a large gash going around half on one side. It's gone a little flip top(about ha;f the finger can be lifted up from 7-8mm) but hasn't swollen as the nail was cut off.

Lots of blood all over the newly lain snow. The missus reckons I need stiches, but surely if I just sort of glue it together and wrap it tightly it will seal itself.

Stiches or tightly wrapped padding???

Did that some 40+ years ago, the whole tip came off and I put it in my pocket because I was afraid of getting told off. It got sewn back on later - but it took ages to have the confidence to pick my nose with it in case it stayed up there.

[cailin maith]

Did that some 40+ years ago, the whole tip came off and I put it in my pocket because I was afraid of getting told off. It got sewn back on later - but it took ages to have the confidence to pick my nose with it in case it stayed up there.

[TimberWolf]

STOP PRESS: If it was your ring finger, let the end drop off. Your chance of getting prostrate cancer will be slashed*
It's the season for another one of those finger length theories





* not really

[Paddy]

Might head off sooner. Just went on got my son from nursery and pulled him back on a sledge. Got back to find blood all over the sledge. Still got four hours billing time to go though!

Could just be your time of month.