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Bernard Matthews dies
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Just add him to the other 'meat' they sell. BootifullOriginally posted by kandr View PostRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I was confusing him with Bernard Manning.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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He's been dead awhile I'm sure. Is he the one who had the dog, Schnorbitz, the dog who had the rectal prolapse during a perfomance in a school? I'm giggling as I'm typing this, because I seriously doubt Bernard Manning did a performance in a school.Originally posted by d000hg View PostI was confusing him with Bernard Manning.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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And on thanksgiving too! <sniff>"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Turkeys 1 Matthews MillionsRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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